Candy Cane

Zavier: "I open it."

Zavier handed me a candy cane.

Me: "You want Mommy to open it?"

Zavier: "Yes, open it."

Me: "What is that?"

Zavier: "It's a candy cane!"

Me: "No, you don't eat candy canes, want something else?"

Zavier: "I want no."

Me: "Try again. Do you want something else to eat or drink?"

Zavier: "No."

Me: "What do you want?"

Zavier: "I want kiss."