I invited Zavier to join Kyrsten & I on the sofa. We had both recliners out, so he was going to have to climb over. I didn't say that though. I just said: "Hey Zavier, want to join us on the sofa?" He decided to comment on it using a quote he got from somewhere. With perfect eye contact, he said to me: "Oh say, it's your child. Climb on over."
I smiled back and said, "yes child, climb on over."