Tricks

Zavier: "Mommy, can I have phone?"
Me: "Yeah ok. Only if you don't look at YouTube. It uses up my data. So what do you want to use on the phone?"
Zavier: "Amazon.com."
Me: "Oh, are you going to look at dvds?"
Zavier: "Yes."

So I gave him the phone. Two seconds later, I hear "hee hee hee hee."

He's on YouTube.


The next day...
Zavier: "Mommy, can I have the phone?"
Me: "It depends, what do you want to do on it?"
Zavier: "Amazon.com."
Me: "I don't think I'm falling for that again. You're going to use YouTube again, aren't you?"
Zavier: "Yes! ha ha ha..."